Daily?

Hey, this whole Overheard Everywhere thing has me all tingly with anticipation, so I'ma try and return to the good ole days. You know, back when updates came every day and Anna Nicole was still alive.
What this means for you is that you're gonna have to put yer listening pants on and submit!
-the ear

Give someone the gift of love this Christmas. The ultimate stocking stuffer. Stalk them.

Girl 1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl 2: I've never had a stalker!
Girl 1: Oh god! You've never had a stalker?
Girl 2: Well, not really.
Girl 1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle, he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.

-location unknown, heard by rvl

That's it for today. Send me what they say!
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