(Slightly belated) Monday
Guy 1: "I'd swallow for an A"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "You know, like to help the professor out. if i didn't want to study and he was cool with that."
Guy 2: "Don't you think your girlfriend would mind?"
Guy 1: "Probably not"
-Apartment building lobby, heard by wj
Speaking from experience
Awkward Boy: That must hurt...like flossing your ass
-outside Donlon, heard by narcotics anonymous
Foreign languages are easy
Girl on cell: No, you gotta speak Spanish, we all speak Spanish, you gotta speak Spanish like us. (brief pause) Exactly, good boys speak Spanish
-near Dickson computer lab, heard by rj
Kids, use protection.
Fat Girl: But I didn't mean to get pregnant!
Guy: Yeah right
-C-town parking garage, heard by mina
Girl: He's not in a frat!?!? Does he, like, know anyone??
-outside Dickson, heard by anonybus
Good work kindred spirits, we're starting to get a lot of submissions daily!
Keep 'em comin'