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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Just another Manic Monday

Cellphones make abuse convenient

Guy on cell: "I'm really fucking busy this week! This is fucking..busy..ness for me. [pause] Your roommate is stupid, ugly, flat-faced. [pause] Well, maybe if you spent one minute training her, just one minute! [pause] Hey, I've got an idea--I've got an idea: why don't you shut the fuck up. [hangs up cell]

-Engineering Quad, submitted by ad'a

Submit. One a day will not keep the morons at bay.


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