Weekend
Modern Dating
Freshman: I dunno dude, apparently I'm still her boyfriend or something.
-arts quad, heard by Sabrina
No, it's cool, I mean a real friend would, but whatever
Narcissist on cell: Hey man, i'm driving up this weekend to visit. You should totally throw a party or something while i'm there... no no, don't worry about it, man. I mean, I wouldn't expect you to go through all that just for me.
-Thurston bridge, heard by Sabrina
Modern Dating 2
Girl on cell: You mean your standards are higher? Cause for me it's like 'you have a penis? come back to my room!'
-Balch courtyard, heard by girl with standards
In communist russia, door slam you!
Guy: Jesus! Motherfucker! ... I just got stabbed by the fucking door!
-Outside Telluride, heard by dmc
Slope day!!!
Man just fallen off his bike: Sorry...I'm on acid!
-Outside DKE, heard by lj and rv
Alright kids, keep em comin!
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posted by The Ear at 11:54 PM
7 Comments:
Girl: "I need to get drunk agaaain!"
[Five minutes later: several boys hold uprooted sappling over their heads. They set it down upright. It falls.]
- Eddy Street about 7:00 on Slope Day
1:55 PM
Re: Modern Dating
Much as in the selection of a Supreme Court justice, sometimes a litmus test is in order in selecting a future boyfriend or girlfriend. As overheard:
Girl outside Dickson, in response to her friend describing a potential boyfriend candidate: "He's NOT in a FRAT?!?! Does he, like, know anyone??"
9:06 PM
does this count for weill medical collage of cornell in manhatttan too?
5:25 PM
Sure does
1:53 AM
dude in our days the thing has changed, now the girls are more free and with more power, in a occassion I date with a girl, she is younger than me, man until today I regret that date.
12:16 PM
I guess the Modern Dating are so different and funny , so I think that the information and it is so cool , I want to get more information, congratulations!!2D2D
1:05 PM
Psss actually I'm not interested about dating, is so annoying that many woman are looking someone with money to marry or just a boyfriend that will buy everything she wants... I prefer to be alone.
1:19 PM
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