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Sunday, May 07, 2006


Modern Dating

Freshman: I dunno dude, apparently I'm still her boyfriend or something.

-arts quad, heard by Sabrina

No, it's cool, I mean a real friend would, but whatever

Narcissist on cell: Hey man, i'm driving up this weekend to visit. You should totally throw a party or something while i'm there... no no, don't worry about it, man. I mean, I wouldn't expect you to go through all that just for me.

-Thurston bridge, heard by Sabrina

Modern Dating 2

Girl on cell: You mean your standards are higher? Cause for me it's like 'you have a penis? come back to my room!'

-Balch courtyard, heard by girl with standards

In communist russia, door slam you!

Guy: Jesus! Motherfucker! ... I just got stabbed by the fucking door!

-Outside Telluride, heard by dmc

Slope day!!!

Man just fallen off his bike: Sorry...I'm on acid!

-Outside DKE, heard by lj and rv

Alright kids, keep em comin!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl: "I need to get drunk agaaain!"

[Five minutes later: several boys hold uprooted sappling over their heads. They set it down upright. It falls.]

- Eddy Street about 7:00 on Slope Day

1:55 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Modern Dating

Much as in the selection of a Supreme Court justice, sometimes a litmus test is in order in selecting a future boyfriend or girlfriend. As overheard:

Girl outside Dickson, in response to her friend describing a potential boyfriend candidate: "He's NOT in a FRAT?!?! Does he, like, know anyone??"

9:06 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

does this count for weill medical collage of cornell in manhatttan too?

5:25 PM

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