Sick of the overwhelming stupid smacking you in the ear every day at Cornell University? Send us the hilarious, stupid or just out there things you hear, when and where you heard them, and by who (no names, just generic description) and we'll publish them. Either post it as a comment or send it to Good luck, and happy hearing

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Thurs, hers

Animal Science Major

Boy: It's a beanbag chair mom! A mouse could have figured that out.

-Court Hall, submitted by cde

Kids, shaving is important

Guy: You guys don't shave your legs!?!? That's Gross!!
Girl 1: Well, you dont shave your butt do you?
Guy: No. So what?

(1 minute passes)

Girl 2: Haha! You have a hairy butt!

-Ag quad submitted by rj

Alright guys, submit more more more!