Sick of the overwhelming stupid smacking you in the ear every day at Cornell University? Send us the hilarious, stupid or just out there things you hear, when and where you heard them, and by who (no names, just generic description) and we'll publish them. Either post it as a comment or send it to overheardatcornell@gmail.com. Good luck, and happy hearing

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday


Teusdays are the new Wednesdays

Bro: Dude, I puked so much this morning!

-Thurston Bridge, 9:50 am


Heil Ezra!

Junge: I wonder if there were any Cornellians in the third reich?

-Oakenshields, 12:30 pm


The Female Body, Explained

Sorority Girl: What would the vagina look like in musical form? Like, a harp?

-Goldwin Smith, 1:45 pm


Cultural Awareness Appreciation

Asian Boy: You know, the typical rap song: "I'm gonna shoot you in the head 20 times, and then leave"

-Appel Dining, 6:20 pm

Alright guys, thanks for all who submitted today, let's get more good ones tomorrow.
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