Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday

Teusdays are the new Wednesdays

Bro: Dude, I puked so much this morning!

-Thurston Bridge, 9:50 am


Heil Ezra!

Junge: I wonder if there were any Cornellians in the third reich?

-Oakenshields, 12:30 pm


The Female Body, Explained

Sorority Girl: What would the vagina look like in musical form? Like, a harp?

-Goldwin Smith, 1:45 pm


Cultural Awareness Appreciation

Asian Boy: You know, the typical rap song: "I'm gonna shoot you in the head 20 times, and then leave"

-Appel Dining, 6:20 pm

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