Sick of the overwhelming stupid smacking you in the ear every day at Cornell University? Send us the hilarious, stupid or just out there things you hear, when and where you heard them, and by who (no names, just generic description) and we'll publish them. Either post it as a comment or send it to Good luck, and happy hearing

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Weekend Edition

And who said this generation's apathetic?

Frat Boy 1: We should start a rally!
Frat Boy 2: Yeah!
Frat Boy 1: I don't know for what yet, but we should!

-Arts Quad, submitted by jb


3 preppy boys walk in silence by listener. Suddenly:
Popped collar 1: NORDSTROMS!

-East Ave, submitted by rj

Facebook usage does not imply English mastery

Blonde on cell: I deleted you on accident!

-Outside CTB, submitted by dek + lj

College is so hard

Diva on phone: But I don't have any jean skirts that don't show off my ass!

-RPCC, submitted by bjh

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