Sick of the overwhelming stupid smacking you in the ear every day at Cornell University? Send us the hilarious, stupid or just out there things you hear, when and where you heard them, and by who (no names, just generic description) and we'll publish them. Either post it as a comment or send it to overheardatcornell@gmail.com. Good luck, and happy hearing

Saturday, October 14, 2006

LONG overdue update part 1

Well, it seems I've been slightly reticent in my duties. For this I appologize. I hope someday you will forgive me. There are about thirty overheards I have to post, so I'm breaking it down into two updates, one today, one tomorrow. Submitting pace has slowed down tremendously (this makes sense considering how few updates I've been doing) but please send in your overheards.
Ok, enough groveling. It's stupid time.
-the ear

Real friends keep creepy sexual pictures

Skeevy Guy: Do you mind if I show him a picture of you?
Cute Girl: What picture?
Skeevy Guy: Catholic School Girl.
Cute Girl: You still have that?!

-ctb, heard by bevans


Sound Advice

Girl on cell: Well if you keep blacking out you won't be a virgin anymore.

-west ave, heard by Brian


That's why I've been hooking up with so many boys! For my teeth!

Sorority girl: I hear seminal fluid makes your teeth whiter

-ho plaza, heard by doug


Fitness is very important

Nerdy Asian: I count playing Guitar Hero as lifting. It hurts my fingers so much!

-appel, heard by doug


Frat Boys definitely have Oedipal complexes

Frat guy 1: Dude, my dad is such a lazy motherfucker.
Frat guy 2: Dude, did you just call your dad a motherfucker?

-west, heard by doug


USA! USA! USA!

Girl on Cell: I mean, I feel kind of dumb, like, registering to vote and like not knowing what's going on and then, like, voting anyway. But I mean it's cool that I can vote.

-collegetown, heard by rv

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Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

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Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

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