LONG overdue update part 1
Well, it seems I've been slightly reticent in my duties. For this I appologize. I hope someday you will forgive me. There are about thirty overheards I have to post, so I'm breaking it down into two updates, one today, one tomorrow. Submitting pace has slowed down tremendously (this makes sense considering how few updates I've been doing) but please send in your overheards.
Ok, enough groveling. It's stupid time.
-the ear
Real friends keep creepy sexual pictures
Skeevy Guy: Do you mind if I show him a picture of you?
Cute Girl: What picture?
Skeevy Guy: Catholic School Girl.
Cute Girl: You still have that?!
-ctb, heard by bevans
Sound Advice
Girl on cell: Well if you keep blacking out you won't be a virgin anymore.
-west ave, heard by Brian
That's why I've been hooking up with so many boys! For my teeth!
Sorority girl: I hear seminal fluid makes your teeth whiter
-ho plaza, heard by doug
Fitness is very important
Nerdy Asian: I count playing Guitar Hero as lifting. It hurts my fingers so much!
-appel, heard by doug
Frat Boys definitely have Oedipal complexes
Frat guy 1: Dude, my dad is such a lazy motherfucker.
Frat guy 2: Dude, did you just call your dad a motherfucker?
-west, heard by doug
USA! USA! USA!
Girl on Cell: I mean, I feel kind of dumb, like, registering to vote and like not knowing what's going on and then, like, voting anyway. But I mean it's cool that I can vote.
-collegetown, heard by rv
posted by The Ear at 1:01 PM
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7:11 AM
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
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Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL
1:37 AM
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