Sick of the overwhelming stupid smacking you in the ear every day at Cornell University? Send us the hilarious, stupid or just out there things you hear, when and where you heard them, and by who (no names, just generic description) and we'll publish them. Either post it as a comment or send it to Good luck, and happy hearing

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

30 updates and going strong!

Just a couple today. We've seen a drastic decrease in submissions of late. So remember: hear stupid thing, write email, grab 15 seconds.

Mad TV isn't even all that funny

Bro: Nah dude, they ALL sound like Miss Swan.

-the slope, heard by lillers

awe‚ÄĘsome: 1. adj. Inspiring awe: an awesome sight

Bro #1: The other night I got so drunk ... I went on facebook and started
messing around and had no idea what was I was doing ... and I wrote on my
own wall.
Bro #2: Dude, that's awesome.

-wsh, heard by herbstie

-the ear


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy on Cell: ... you have to find someone who has already blacked out to strap it on to.

-Buffalo St. no context

12:12 AM


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